A different view of sports
Clearing my mind and notebook while relieved that my days of living out of a suitcase are nearly over:
Neymar doesn’t have an Oscar, Emmy or Golden Globe and he won’t win a World Cup any time soon, either.
He’s a great soccer player and a lousy actor. But if you believe his critics, he could have a great future as a tumbling instructor.
Already, youth teams across the globe are working flops, drops, rolls and anguished cries for fouls into their soccer practices. And soccer haters everywhere are making him the poster boy for what they like to believe is a sport for sissies.
Of course, most of those couch potato critics haven’t been south of 300 pounds in years, couldn’t sprint 60 feet much less 60 yards, and would be begging to be red carded if they ever had to play in a parent-kid soccer game.
But I digress.
The criticism Neymar da Silva Santos Junior has received isn’t undeserved, but its a shame because he does so much more than writhe on the field.
Yes, he’s overly theatrical, and its time someone sat him down and told him he’s doing the game harm when he barrel rolls 20 yards to get the attention of the ref.
You’d think with FIFA’s introduction of video reviews, particularly with contact in front of the goal, that he’d wise up and just play for the whistle. As crucial as set pieces can be, a little embellishment is to be expected in order to get a free kick. But acting like you have been hit by a truck three times a game can get tiresome.
To paraphrase former United States defender Alexi Lalas after Neymar failed to get a call against Belgium, if a player is constantly crying wolf when there is no wolf, he probably shouldn’t count on help when there really is a wolf.
In his defense, the 26-year-old Brazilian was fouled more times in this World Cup than any other player, including 10 times by the Swiss. That’s more fouls against one player since England’s Alan Shearer was knocked about 11 times by Tunisia in 1998.
One tracking of Neymar’s play during Brazil’s five games in Russia had him on the ground a record 14 minutes. That’s a lot of stoppage time. Or, floppage time.
South Africa’s KFC restaurants even produced a commercial featuring a player rolling across town and into one of the palaces of fried chicken, proclaiming, “Make a Meal of It.”
This, of course, is a World Cup that hasn’t given many breaks to the stars.
Lionel Messi. Gone.
Cristiano Ronaldo. Gone.
David Silva. Gone.
Carlos Vela. Gone.
And yes, Neymar. Gone.
The Brazilian star, if he can still walk in a few years, should have two more World Cups in his future. All of which means he should make his farewell appearances at the 2026 games cohosted by the United States, Mexico and Canada.
But we’ve got miles to go before then, including putting the wraps on the games in Russia.
Belgium will next take on France in St. Petersburg on Tuesday.
England will face Croatia on Wednesday in Moscow.
It’s the fourth time the World Cup’s Final Four will be an all-European affair, matching the semifinals in 1966, 1982 and 2006.
Brazil, of course, was gunning for its sixth title and hoping to erase the memories of its embarrassing 7-1 drubbing by Germany on home soil four years ago.
Falling behind 2-0 at the half to Belgium proved to be too deep a hole for the South Americans who have never won a Cup in Europe.
I expected Neymar to get Brazil over that hump, but all he could accomplish was getting his name in the record book with the latest goal scored with a 97th minute tally against Costa Rico. No doubt he even bought some of those extra minutes with his time wasting.
Now that Brazil is eliminated, I’m putting my faith in Roberto Martinez and his survivors. They’ve earned it.
Since he became Belgium’s coach, Martinez has guided the team to 19 wins, five draws and just one loss. That 2-0 loss was in his first game, and it came 22 months ago against his native Spain. Now Belgium is in the World Cup semifinals and all of Spain’s stars are back home.
Kevin De Bruyne’s game-winner against Brazil made him the 100th player to score in this World Cup. The record is 116 individual goal scorers four years ago in Brazil.
That would seem to be a safe total now that we are down to four games, including the consolation match.
But with just a total of 157 goals scored so far, this tournament can surpass the record of 171 goals scored in 1998 in the United States and tied in 2014 in Brazil. That’s just 3.5 goals per game.
England’s Harry Kane leads with six while Belgium’s Romelu Lukaku has four and France’s Antoine Griezmann and Kylian Mbappe have three each.
It must have sunk in when someone told Matt McClain that he should enjoy the next four years of his life, that nothing is more valuable than a college education and the life experiences that come with it.
How else do you explain the graduate of Beckman High School in Irvine, Calif., turning down $2.63 million to play baseball for the Arizona Diamondbacks.
McLain is a second baseman the D’Backs selected with the 25th pick in the first round of the MLB Amateur Draft last month, convinced he was ready to begin climbing the professional ladder. So they offered him the full salary slot.
But after pondering the offer for a couple of weeks calculating how many pizzas he could afford, McLain decided he’d rather live out his dream playing baseball at UCLA for at least a few years.
The right-handed hitter is gambling that adding a few years to his resume won’t hurt his draft stock.
“While it has and always will be my ultimate goal to play in the major leagues, I also started dreaming in the third grade about playing collegiate baseball and getting my education at UCLA,” said McLain, who is 5-foot-10 and 175 pounds.
“I spent the last month thinking long and hard about this life decision and came to the conclusion that at this time in my life it is best for me to honor my scholarship to UCLA.”
Let’s just hope for his sake that wasn’t a beachball that blew past him like a 94 mile per hour fastball.
They said it
Janice Hough of LeftCoastSportsBabe: “Apparently over $1 million will be waged on Nathan’s Hot Dog eating contest, with Joey Chestnut the prohibitive favorite. So who needs the World Cup when we still have American supremacy in eating?”
RJ Currie of SportsDeke.com: “Reuters reports an India ATM stopped working because a rat got in and ate thousands of dollars in cash before choking. Probably how the Cleveland Cavaliers feel about JR Smith.”
Omaha comedy writer Brad Dickson on Twitter: “You know an analyst is not on the fast track at ESPN when she’s assigned to be the sideline reporter at Cornhole.”
Dwight Perry of the Seattle Times: “Jake Fromm, Georgia’s sophomore quarterback, broke his non-throwing hand in a freak boating accident this offseason — this after previously landing in the ER with a fishhook stuck in his leg. Bulldog sympathizers are already passing the hat to get this guy a PlayStation 4 or something.”
Fox broadcaster Joe Buck, returning to the airwaves after a 15-minute audio failure during an interview with Jack Nicklaus on the U.S. Open broadcast: “The reviews are in — and we never sounded better.”
Omaha comedy writer Brad Dickson, again on Twitter: “The money quote from ESPN’s coverage of the hot dog eating contest: ‘Joey Chestnut owns America!’ ”
Janice Hough of LeftCoastSportsBabe.com, again: “Well, hope Luke Walton enjoyed his time actually coaching the Lakers.”
Dwight Perry of the Seattle Times: “Move aside, jumbo shrimp, and make room for the language’s latest oxymoron, courtesy of the Warriors’ Kevin Durant: 7-foot small forward.
Janice Hough of LeftCoastSportsBabe.com, again: “Eliminating teams from the World Cup on Penalty Kicks is like ending the World Series with a Home Run Derby.”
Steve Simmons of the Toronto Sun on LeBron James opting out of $46 million a year option to become a free agent: “For someone making $75,000 a year, you’d only have to work 613 years to equal what LeBron declined.”
Putting for dollars
Perhaps I’m oblivious to whether people really still care about a rivalry between Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson.
Seriously, is that still relevant these days?
I guess I can see it as the pre-tournament talk at The Masters when all the old greats congregate to make golfing hearts flutter. But the two are talking about organizing a $10 million winner-take-all, 18-hole showdown that they’d sell to some TV network to broadcast.
In this day of dwindling ratings (and advertising), I’d like to think that only The Golf Channel would be interested, but I’m sure I’d be wrong. Otherwise, discussion wouldn’t have gotten this far.
They started talking about this at The Masters this year and had targeted a July 3 date, but couldn’t get all their flags in a row.
But at least they agree on one thing. The prize money is extravagant. A get-richer-quick scheme between two millionaires.
Seriously, there are a lot more important things they could do with their time that I hope they’ll drop the winner-take-all concept and play for charities.
Alas, that doesn’t seem to have crossed either of the golfers mind.
Fark.com: “The 2018-19 Warriors are officially more loaded than the Monsters were in Space Jam.”
TheOnion.com: “Does the World Cup enforce the false construct of borders imposed on us by the ruling elite?”
SportsPickle.com: “Colin Kaepernick announces he will no longer protest after reading your aunt’s Facebook post.”
Fark.com: “29 NBA teams to change their name to Washington Generals in 2019.”
Fark.com: “ESPN ditches its comments, unfairly silencing thousands of morons.”
Tweets of Week
Rehastagging my top Tweets from the week’s World Cup action @Randy_Beard11:
- Croatia and Argentina are only teams to win back-to-back World Cup Games by penalty kicks.
- Ivan Perisic must have carpentry skills because he hammered that post.
- Not as many goals. Not the winner I expected. But Belgium was too much for Brazil, and Roberto Martinez just earned his biggest win in international soccer. Belgium 2-1.
- France is through, now bring on what should be game of tournament. First one to 10 wins. #goalsgalore#brazilvbelgium
- ENGLAND!!!! God save the Queen, and PKs too.
Lebron James may have just agreed to a four-year deal with the Los Angles Lakers that will pay him more than $38 million a year, but that doesn’t mean he can’t be a fan of an up-and-coming athlete.
In another sport like soccer. James was spotted this week wearing a No. 10 Christian Pulisic jersey. That’s quite a shout out to the 19-year-old star of the United States National Team who plays foe German club Dortmund.
Quite a treat for Pulisic, too. He’s long been a fan of James.